"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
"Was he successful?"
"Yup, I had to sell my car to pay his bill."
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A man with severe toothache went to a dentist and asked."How much to have this tooth pulled?"
"300.00 rupees Dentists said."
"300.00 rupees for just a few minutes work???"
"I can extract it very slowly if you like."
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Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "24 hours! That's terrible!! WHAT could be worse? What's the very bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
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"Do you say a prayer before you eat?"
"No, we don't have to. My wife is a good cook, no risk."
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"I have changed my mind."
"Thank heaven! Does it work better now?"
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"Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"
"No, you'll have to walk"
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