THE LIGHTER SIDE...........

A man prays for guidance: "Oh God -- What should I do with my life? What do you expect of me? What will happen to me after I die? What is the meaning of life?"
For a while, Creation is silent.
Then a booming voice, sounding severely impatient, shouts from heaven:
"READ -- THE -- FAQ!"


Tom arrives in London on a foggy day. He wakes up the next day and it's foggy. It's also foggy the day after that, and the day after that. And the day after that.
Going out to lunch, he sees a young child and, out of despair, asks,
"Hey kid! Does the sun ever shine around here?"
The child replies, "No idea, mate. I'm only 8."


Teacher: "What's the nation's capital?"
Pupil: "Washington DC"
Teacher: "What does DC stood for?
Pupil: "Dot com."


Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "Because people are sleeping!"



There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist sitting around late one evening, they got to discussing which was the oldest profession.

The doctor pointed out that according to Biblical tradition, God created Eve from Adam's rib. This obviously required surgery, so therefore that was the oldest profession in the world.
The engineer countered with an earlier passage in the Bible that stated that God created order from the chaos, and that was most certainly the biggest and best civil engineering example ever, and also proved that his profession was the oldest profession.

The computer scientist leaned back in her chair, and with a sly smile responded, "Yes, but who do you think created the chaos?"